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Viewing Lyrics for Captain Hanley And Sweet Mazie:
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| | Album: | Unknown | | Track: | Captain Hanley And Sweet Mazie | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 4 | | | | Lyrics: | CAPTAIN HANLEY AND SWEET MAZIE
by Bob Coltman c 1973
Old Captain Hanley was
wounded in the war
Come a-rapping, come a-tapping, come a-knocking on Mazie's door
His old
peg leg didn't faze him none
Looked little Mazie over and he said to her, Hon:
I'm
an old soldier
I'm a-gonna roll you soon as I can
I got teeth to keep my gold in
Whiskers on my soul
And I'm a-gonna roll you once
And then I'll roll you
again
He drew out his hanger and he backed her to the wall
His beard was so prickly,
it made her skin crawl
Now hold it, said Mazie, not so daggone fast
First you must answer
some questions I'm a-gonna ask
Where is my needle and where is my thread
And what do I
keep down at the foot of my bed
And how many stitches in this long nightgown
That's three
you must answer if you want to roll me down
Needle's in the haystack, you've run out of
thread
You keep your skimpies at the foot of your bed
And not too many stitches in your
nightgown to tear
I'll roll you down if you just show me where
Now what is the thing
that I most desire
And what is the thing that I do most require
And what is the thing
that's both pointed and round
Answer me that if you want to roll me down
Now I've
got the thing that you most do desire
And I've got the thing that you most do require
And
pointed and round is here under my hand
I'll roll you down if you'll just tell me
when
Well will you be careful and will you be true
Gentle my body and humor my
rue
Be kind to my clothes as you rip them away
What, tell me what, will my dear mother
say
You know I can't answer a one of those
To Hell with your mother, to Hell with
your clothes
To Hell with your questions, I'll give you a kiss
And if that don't keep you
quiet, I'll try some of this
Now old Captain Hanley had no more to say
He hauled on
her nightie and he ripped it away
Took off his britches and his regimental hat
Ain't gonna
tell you what happened after that.
note: son of Child #46 (NOTE: See also
CAPWEDER)
Recorded by Coltman- Son of Child
@parody @courtship
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