Over 390,000 song lyrics online now! artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us   BROWSE LYRICS: A B C D E F G H I J K L N M O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SEARCH LYRICS: Find: SITE STATS: - 390,488 lyrics - 24,313 artists Viewing Lyrics for The Christmas Song: Artist: Arrogant Worms, The Album: The Arrogant Worms Track: The Christmas Song   Date Added: 24/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 1   Lyrics: The table's set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family's gathered all about Christmas, christmas is here! Everyone is wearing big smiles They all try to act nice for a while Then george calls his in-laws vile Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, christmas is here! George has been drinking a lot He just can't keep out of the sauce He says his wife's been screwing her boss Christmas, christmas is here! Margaret throws her food in his face People are hungry, it's really a waste Then she screams, "how does that taste?" Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, christmas is here! George picks up the carving knife Weilds it around and starts to slice Henry cocks his shotgun twice Christmas, christmas is here! Henry says, "hey, what's the deal? Just sit down and finish your meal Or i'll pump you full of steel!" Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, christmas is here! Police arrive just after eight Responding to a noise complaint Open the door, what a grisly fate Christmas, christmas is here! Fa la la and deck the halls Blood was spattered on the walls Merry christmas, one and all! Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, christmas is here!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Arrogant Worms, The Lyrics: 1.    The Ballad Of Dan  view 2.    The Hockey Song  view 3.    Christmastime  view 4.    Christmas Is Almost Here  view 5.    No Sale/no Store  view 6.    Celine Dion  view 7.    Christmas In Ignace  view 8.    Christmas Sucks  view 9.    Great To Be A Nerd  view 10.    Tv Weather Guy  view home | artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us | link partners Copyright © Click4Lyrics.com - Top Song & Music Lyrics Zone || site-map All album artwork and lyrics are property of their respective authors, artists and labels.